08-11-2016, 12:22 PM
Here is a link to my early years if you want to know how I started. Also I refer to events that happened there. Click here
When I first introduced myself on this forum and Colleen wrote:
"I'm sure we all look forward to hearing more of your story"
She didn't expect this much. LOL.
After all that I decided to get a job again. It was a lousy one too and I heard that the girl in camo was with a guy there at work (turns out later she wasn’t. He was a 24yr old virgin and she took pity). So I threw a party at my house on my days off and then another and another and another. House rules for a good party the cops must be called on you at least three times, Mr. so and so must cry (cause he always cried when he was too far gone), and all the neighbors had to come over and hang out. I also must note that I had a black bra that I liked to wear a lot at these parties and usually that is all I wore. I didn’t consider it cross dressing just having some fun at the parties and it made me look sexy. We even had a old water heater in the back yard which we turned on it’s side and played the logging game where one stands one direction on the heater and the other faces the other way. When you fall on a water heater it has a trampoline bounce to it. This carried on for about a month or two more. Then one day the girl in camo came over and got wasted so I took her home and asked her out. She wanted me to take her to her senior prom, and we were married in about two weeks. My Mother-in-Law to be found out about my shady past and hated me. My roomies we’re mad because this meant change. No one came to the handfasting in the park and, just like that we jumped the broomstick and were off.
We then sold everything to move to a college town. She enrolled me without my knowledge and they gave me a scholarship, but only if I traveled and spoke well of them, publicity and all. I went to clep out of a few classes LOL ok most. Which pisses off prof because most of them haven’t wrote out an exam for people to clep. So the classes I did take (which are the ones my wife took) they made me teach. LOL We thought it would be fun to intern for a pornography filter company, because the pc algorithms don’t catch everything and interns have to visually verify all reported websites as porn or not. We also got to work with the coppers on any well you know what kind of website... My wife and I played at home, went to teach and take classes, and then went to work watching reported porn sites all week long. We made new friends a bouncer for a male only club, a horse training little person, a hilarious procrastinator (who later married the horse trainer), a male jester as being his personality trait, and a girl who could have easily passed for a female model to name a few. It was a good life. That’s when we got pleasantly plump. The college wanted us to go to Disneyland all expenses paid all we had to do is promote, but if we did not go we had to pay for the whole 5 day trip. Well sign us up!
Then there was war. My wife had to leave and the college had to let her out of the contract but, they would not let me out and we couldn’t afford for me not to go. My wife went to war and I went to Disneyland. She called on the first night I was there and I could hear the gunfire in the back ground. It tore me up inside and was the worst trip I had ever taken. I switched classes a lot because I had to have a full load or not get the scholarship, and I was only 1 credit shy of graduating. So I kind of became a Van Wilder of sorts. I took a lot of art classes and learned how to draw, paint, and design. They said to be good you need to have a bit of A.D.D. and toys on your desk to play with. This habit stuck with me for the rest of my life. Also, my first time through design they told me I did not belong because, I did not have an artistic mind and failed me. It was the first time I had ever failed at something and I liked it so I took it again and passed at the top of the class. LOL. I took up kickboxing at this time to let out some frustration. Semester after Semester till eventually I went into a stupor and put on some of my wife’s clothes and refused to leave the couch, quit my job, and stopped going to classes. A month later my procrastinating and horse training friends who my wife called to come over and check on me forced me off the couch and into the shower. Their idea for a solution a party at the jester and model’s house and I was going. This was the moment I lost my flair for parties they just don’t shine as bright anymore. I was even propositioned by a male who was friends with the bouncer for frisky time and I turned him down. (Which later in life my bi-wife ridicules’ me for turning him down he was hot.) So it went till she got to come home!
I went to pick her up and messed up the timing and was not there to greet her with the band and all that jazz. She was upset with me all ready, but I did bring her roses. Wow she lost a lot of weight in the desert and there I was still plump. She was all like things have to change. I believe this statement is what trailed on to having our first child. This is a whole other story with lots of crying so I will skip it and say we had a baby! 2 years later and a second like immediately afterwards. Also we graduated! I even got all the prof to come over for the graduating party and do keg stands! So I get a phone call from Minnesota. The state wants to sue me for child support? Seems the girl I rescued also had a baby, years ago. Due to the hero’s thank you… Try explain that to your wife LOL (experiences like that make a cross dressing desire easier to share..) So we called the mother in Minn. who did not want me to find out because of her past experiences with other men but, she had gotten on food stamps. This led them to me and they spilled the beans. This is all good because she came down to speak on my behalf and, I got to meet my child for the first time. We became friends again and now I spend summers with my rebellious teen who knows it all. I’m just a square in her eyes.
Time went on and the job that was offered to us was all the way back where we started. So we came back to our small home town full circle many years ago. So I will stop there. I might get the final years up some time next week. See I also work a 4 day schedule with my wife now and we have three day weekend's so tomorrow I'm spending the day dressing up. After that who knows
I might be what some consider smart but I live my life on my terms which happen to be pretty lazy and with tons of time off. So I can play! Now days instead of block parties with people we don't know. We have get togethers. All though I find it hilarious that while no one locally has ever approved of my lifestyle. Now days I get 4 to 5 people a day tell me they absolutely love reading my wife's Facebook feed and how they wish there family could be more like ours. LOL I don't Facebook.
When I first introduced myself on this forum and Colleen wrote:
"I'm sure we all look forward to hearing more of your story"
She didn't expect this much. LOL.
After all that I decided to get a job again. It was a lousy one too and I heard that the girl in camo was with a guy there at work (turns out later she wasn’t. He was a 24yr old virgin and she took pity). So I threw a party at my house on my days off and then another and another and another. House rules for a good party the cops must be called on you at least three times, Mr. so and so must cry (cause he always cried when he was too far gone), and all the neighbors had to come over and hang out. I also must note that I had a black bra that I liked to wear a lot at these parties and usually that is all I wore. I didn’t consider it cross dressing just having some fun at the parties and it made me look sexy. We even had a old water heater in the back yard which we turned on it’s side and played the logging game where one stands one direction on the heater and the other faces the other way. When you fall on a water heater it has a trampoline bounce to it. This carried on for about a month or two more. Then one day the girl in camo came over and got wasted so I took her home and asked her out. She wanted me to take her to her senior prom, and we were married in about two weeks. My Mother-in-Law to be found out about my shady past and hated me. My roomies we’re mad because this meant change. No one came to the handfasting in the park and, just like that we jumped the broomstick and were off.
We then sold everything to move to a college town. She enrolled me without my knowledge and they gave me a scholarship, but only if I traveled and spoke well of them, publicity and all. I went to clep out of a few classes LOL ok most. Which pisses off prof because most of them haven’t wrote out an exam for people to clep. So the classes I did take (which are the ones my wife took) they made me teach. LOL We thought it would be fun to intern for a pornography filter company, because the pc algorithms don’t catch everything and interns have to visually verify all reported websites as porn or not. We also got to work with the coppers on any well you know what kind of website... My wife and I played at home, went to teach and take classes, and then went to work watching reported porn sites all week long. We made new friends a bouncer for a male only club, a horse training little person, a hilarious procrastinator (who later married the horse trainer), a male jester as being his personality trait, and a girl who could have easily passed for a female model to name a few. It was a good life. That’s when we got pleasantly plump. The college wanted us to go to Disneyland all expenses paid all we had to do is promote, but if we did not go we had to pay for the whole 5 day trip. Well sign us up!
Then there was war. My wife had to leave and the college had to let her out of the contract but, they would not let me out and we couldn’t afford for me not to go. My wife went to war and I went to Disneyland. She called on the first night I was there and I could hear the gunfire in the back ground. It tore me up inside and was the worst trip I had ever taken. I switched classes a lot because I had to have a full load or not get the scholarship, and I was only 1 credit shy of graduating. So I kind of became a Van Wilder of sorts. I took a lot of art classes and learned how to draw, paint, and design. They said to be good you need to have a bit of A.D.D. and toys on your desk to play with. This habit stuck with me for the rest of my life. Also, my first time through design they told me I did not belong because, I did not have an artistic mind and failed me. It was the first time I had ever failed at something and I liked it so I took it again and passed at the top of the class. LOL. I took up kickboxing at this time to let out some frustration. Semester after Semester till eventually I went into a stupor and put on some of my wife’s clothes and refused to leave the couch, quit my job, and stopped going to classes. A month later my procrastinating and horse training friends who my wife called to come over and check on me forced me off the couch and into the shower. Their idea for a solution a party at the jester and model’s house and I was going. This was the moment I lost my flair for parties they just don’t shine as bright anymore. I was even propositioned by a male who was friends with the bouncer for frisky time and I turned him down. (Which later in life my bi-wife ridicules’ me for turning him down he was hot.) So it went till she got to come home!
I went to pick her up and messed up the timing and was not there to greet her with the band and all that jazz. She was upset with me all ready, but I did bring her roses. Wow she lost a lot of weight in the desert and there I was still plump. She was all like things have to change. I believe this statement is what trailed on to having our first child. This is a whole other story with lots of crying so I will skip it and say we had a baby! 2 years later and a second like immediately afterwards. Also we graduated! I even got all the prof to come over for the graduating party and do keg stands! So I get a phone call from Minnesota. The state wants to sue me for child support? Seems the girl I rescued also had a baby, years ago. Due to the hero’s thank you… Try explain that to your wife LOL (experiences like that make a cross dressing desire easier to share..) So we called the mother in Minn. who did not want me to find out because of her past experiences with other men but, she had gotten on food stamps. This led them to me and they spilled the beans. This is all good because she came down to speak on my behalf and, I got to meet my child for the first time. We became friends again and now I spend summers with my rebellious teen who knows it all. I’m just a square in her eyes.
Time went on and the job that was offered to us was all the way back where we started. So we came back to our small home town full circle many years ago. So I will stop there. I might get the final years up some time next week. See I also work a 4 day schedule with my wife now and we have three day weekend's so tomorrow I'm spending the day dressing up. After that who knows
I might be what some consider smart but I live my life on my terms which happen to be pretty lazy and with tons of time off. So I can play! Now days instead of block parties with people we don't know. We have get togethers. All though I find it hilarious that while no one locally has ever approved of my lifestyle. Now days I get 4 to 5 people a day tell me they absolutely love reading my wife's Facebook feed and how they wish there family could be more like ours. LOL I don't Facebook.
Ashlynn Rose