Who was the Wiseguy who Designed Women's clothes?

[JodieLynne]

@Alisa

I'm glad you enjoyed!

My post was heavily tongue-in-cheek, but there is definite truth in my statements.

By Hela's teat, I have jeans that have pockets that can barely hold a tic-tac!  But I wear them because I love the way they make my butt look.

 I really hate the plastic shoulder loops or straps for hanging dresses. I just want to cut them off but I know they serve a purpose and I will probably regret it if I do. I read somewhere that you can use a small safety pin to keep them secure inside the dress.

I snip those plastic strings right off!  The garments hang wonderfully with the proper hangers.

As to how they hang on my body?  BEAUTIFULLY!