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Sorry sir, I referred to you as ma'am.....
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So my oldest son and I went to Walmart for some groceries. Here I am, bent over, legs and knees together, lookng for some lunch meat. Behind me approaches someone in a handicap scooter and asks if I can help him find some turkey and roast beef. Sure. So i got some for him after i turned around. He said 'thank you,. And then he said, "I'm sorry sir for referring to you as ma'am". I said, not a problem; and just maybe I am"...

Now, someone may be offended, but I took it as a compliment. You see, from his vantage point, he saw a female form; not a male. Pink tennis shoes, skinny jeans, loose, but thin, top, long hair. He 'thought' he made a mistake when he noticed no makeup and a bit of facial hair.

So, imagine when this @#$%^&* virus is gone, and I can get back to getting my electrolysis re-started - and completed. Then I can wear makeup and not look like a freak. And then get my 'top' properly 'adjusted/enhanced/augmented'.....

“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?'”

– George Bernard Shaw

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Sorry sir, I referred to you as ma'am..... - by MichelleL - 05-14-2020, 08:35 PM

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