Alchemy Indulge Water Based Lubricant 2oz – Candy Apple

Description

Remember in Good Will Hunting when Matt Damon was like “How do you like them apples?”… yeah, good times. Well, if Matt Damon ever asks you such a question about Alchemy Candy Apple lubricant, you can look him square in his majestic eyes and tell him it is bomb, because it is. Just like Mr. Damon’s acting (realistic and never exaggerated), we’ve mixed the sweet fun of the classic candy shell with a refreshing burst of a crisp Granny Smith. Best of all, our water-based formula washes off easily and is condom-compatible, so playtime is as safe as it is delicious.

Item# 535641

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Our policy lasts 14 days. If 14 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund or exchange. To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging. If you received your item and it was damaged, we must be notified within 24 hours. Please note that all returns are subject to a 15% restocking fee.

Several types of good are exempt from being returned. Any item used, or worn, Lingerie, Breast Forms with a broken seal, or that have been used. Wigs, Adhesive/Remover or any undergarments (panties, bra, etc.) cannot be returned.

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